Reporting in with wounded?
Glad you made it...

We here at The Medic want to help you get your GIJOE and Captain Action figures back in good health. Using modern materials and custom-fabricated parts, we can repair 12" figures to better than new. (These toys were not originally made to last 30 years!) Since you are here, you are probably in need of some assistance. You made the right decision to come to us, we can help.

The site is organized just like any other Veterans' Hospital. We have departments (listed on the left, complete with ugly signs) to help you easily find your way around. You probably have some questions regarding what The Medic can do for you; start with our Consultation Room, where you can meet THE MEDIC and the services are discussed in detail, as well as why bad things happen to good figures.

Down the hall is the Triage unit, where you can tell The Medic what about your "patients'" needs. You can fill out the necessary form (we told you it was like a hospital) to get an estimate from The Medic of your "medical" bills. In most cases, "patients" need to be admitted in order to get a definitive picture of exactly which procedures are necessary. In any event, you approve any work which is done.

Upstairs is the Operating Room, where the action takes place. You can see procedural photos of how The Medic does some of his delicate surgical procedures. This page shows actual operations in progress, complete with loose limbs and broken joints, so viewer discretion is advised.

In Physical Therapy, you can learn how to keep your figures in the best shape possible, considering their age, and what solutions THE MEDIC recommends for common problems. This is also where you do-it-yourselfers can get step by step instructions on using the shoulder and torso kits (available in the Pharmacy) to repair your own GIJOE figures.

The Pharmacy is where you can shop for and get information regarding the supplies and materials used by THE MEDIC to repair damaged figures. Featured are the kits exclusively developed by THE MEDIC to enable you to repair your own "Muscle body" and talking GIJOE figures. The catalog of other items available for sale is also here.

A couple of new sections have been added recently. There's the Barber Shop, where you can see how THE MEDIC can help restore your old Joes' hair to "even better" than the original Life-Like hair from Hasbro. Also check out the Motor Pool, in which you can see some other handiwork THE MEDIC does to update your 1:6 scale vehicles.

Finally, you can return to the helipad to take off for other destinations on our links page. Don't forget to stop back often to see the latest in "healthcare" for your 12" action figures. We appreciate your visit with us today. If you need to return here, just click on THE MEDIC's address or the Reception room link.